Fashion mockups of the Booshit tee and Trick or Tequila hoodie in a bright autumn setting

THE HALLOWEEN BAD INFLUENCE COLLECTION

NO COSTUME.
STILL A PROBLEM.

Scare your neighbors. Disappoint your family. Look good doing both.

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SIX WAYS TO BE THAT PERSON.

Your filter’s broken.
Dress accordingly.

Yes, we put the jokes on mugs too.
You can be a problem before getting dressed.

Tees

Tees

Your inside voice. Outside.
Hoodies

Hoodies

Warm body. Cold takes.
Sweatshirts

Sweatshirts

Comfort. Without self-improvement.
Long sleeves

Long sleeves

More sleeve. Same mouth.
3/4 sleeves

3/4 sleeves

Almost athletic. Fully sarcastic.
Mugs

Mugs

Coffee. Then commentary.

PICK YOUR PERSONALITY PROBLEM

What’s your damage?

Find your people.
Or mildly annoy everyone else.

01 / EVERYDAY SMARTASS

Sarcasm.
My nicest personality.

Conversation starters 02 / POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

Well, that was wildly inappropriate.

Rude & offensive 03 / READ THE ROOM. IGNORE IT.

Should’ve kept that in my head.

Dark humor

A BAD INFLUENCE SHOULD HAVE COMPANY.

Bad influence.
Good math.

Buy two eligible tees. Get a third free with code B2G1. One for you. One for your worst influence. One because apparently neither of you can be supervised.

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FRESH MATERIAL. SAME TERRIBLE JUDGMENT.

Oh good. More bad decisions.

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THE HALLOWEEN EDITION

Spooky season. Zero social skills.

You don’t need a costume. You’ve been scaring your relatives with your opinions for years. Add a spooky tee, a warm layer, or a mug that makes breakfast weird.

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Tees / 79 BAD IDEAS

Say it with your chest.

You could explain your personality to every stranger. Or save everyone some time and wear the shirt.

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Hoodies / 14 BAD IDEAS

It’s cold. You’re still a problem.

Being warm and being tolerable are separate issues. We can help with the first one.

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Sweatshirts / 16 BAD IDEAS

Comfortable in your own bullshit.

Some people work on themselves. Some people buy a really good sweatshirt. Honestly, this one sounds easier.

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Long sleeves / 15 BAD IDEAS

Cover your arms. Not your opinions.

A little extra coverage for the person who has never once held anything back.

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3/4 sleeves / 14 BAD IDEAS

Three-quarter sleeves. Full-time smartass.

All the appearance of someone who might play a sport. None of the obligation to actually do it.

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Mugs / 15 BAD IDEAS

Your first bad idea of the day.

You haven’t even had coffee and people already want things. Let the mug handle the opening statement.

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MILDLY OFFENSIVE. COMPLETELY YOUR PROBLEM.

Somebody has to make
the group photo awkward.

Every family has that one person. If nobody comes to mind, congratulations. It’s you. We make tees, warm layers and mugs for people who know exactly what they’re doing and probably ought to stop.

Wear the joke. Drink the coffee. Let somebody else explain you.

Let’s make somebody uncomfortable

FAIR QUESTIONS. MOSTLY.

Fine. Ask your questions.

A bad attitude is easy to return.
A made-to-order shirt needs a little planning.

More questions? We’ve got answers
What am I actually buying?

Graphic tees and gifts, printed for your order. The classic tee range uses Bella+Canvas 3001; other styles have their own fabric and fit. Each product page spells out the details, available colors, and sizes.

Will it fit my particular human body?

Check the size guide on the product page before ordering. Compare its measurements with a shirt you already like wearing. The guide opens right on the product page.

How fast does the joke get here?

Each item is printed for your order. Most orders print within 2–7 business days after entering production, then standard shipping usually takes 2–5 business days in the contiguous U.S. Holidays can add time. Read our Shipping & Returns Policy before ordering for a specific date.

What if something’s wrong with my order?

Email hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com with your order number and a photo of the issue. We’ll help with damaged, defective, or incorrect items. Please check sizes carefully; made-to-order items aren’t eligible for change-of-mind or size-exchange returns.